friend: you hung out with him? so what happened?
*i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
friend: BITCH
me: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
friend: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH